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Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
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:CROTCHPERIODICAL:
My Facebook
Add me.
Or I will destroy you.
With Taco Flavored Kisses.
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.
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Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
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Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
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:GOOD TIMES:
Teen Sets Self On Fire To Imitate YouTube Clip
McCrea (The Mom) said the boys were trying to copy a stunt they saw on the video sharing Web site, YouTube, where a man in a banana suit lights himself on fire.
She believes YouTube is partially to blame for her son' pain.
Srsly?
The guy in the banana suit gets totally fucked up.
I could maybe understand if the banana suit guy did something hella rad cool.
Like... jump over a car, kick a ninja in the face and landed in a porno staring moi... whilst being on fire....
But no. He didn't.
Banana Suit Fire via Ebaum's World
He sat there and fooking rolled around in pain while bits of his face melted off.
Yeah... sounds totally awesome.
I can't wait to get home from work and do the same.
wtf
EDIT: Youtube took down the vid. Still up on Ebaum's tho.
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:I HAS IT 4 J00:
40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes
+~+ Not So Random YTMND +~+
Butt Scratcher
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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
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| Subject: | + Hmmm + |
| Time: | 10:41 am. |
| Mood: |  okay. | | Music: | Rotersand - I Cry (Evendorff Remix). |
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:ROOSTER TEETH:
Balls balls balls
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| Subject: | + Hi + |
| Time: | 5:48 pm. |
| Mood: |  blah. | | Music: | Obscure FM - Michael Jackson is in Heaven Now (Chris Cox & Ron Hester Mix). |
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:SOOOO:
So yeah.
I still read LJ and stuff... just don't post.
I'll try and change that.
Till then...
Train Vs. Tornado
Right around 1:00 in.
I fought the urge to play a remix of this at the last Assimilation.
Obscure FM - Micheal Jackson is in Heaven Now
Don't listen... you won't like it.
Twas on a old Roadkill CD... remix DJ CD magazine thingy and stuff and junks I bought to get Apotheosis - O fortuna when it came out.
I at least wanted to play the sound clip "Micheal Jaskon is in Heaven Now"... but even pussed out of doin that.
Balls balls balls.
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Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
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:SHEET HAPPENZ:
Lets see... last post was my birthday weekend.
The next weekend was Matthew's b-day party at Dave & Busters, and then Neo Victorian in Arkansas.
Dave & Busters was a'ight. Nothing super special. I hear we got a bastardized version of a standard one.
Not as big, too many kids, etc etc.
Neo was good, except it was attack DJ's nipples night... and I was running from people more than dancing.
The afterparty not so good. I really like the place they usually do after parties at.
Not sure what happened this time... guess no one brought equipment.
That Wed I spun a little at the 2nd to last MixTape.
Didn't know it was the 2nd to last one until that night.
I had fun and didn't do too horrible... but if I had known it was the 2nd to last one...
I would have played a lot more well known tunes, instead of stuff that I thought would do well there.
That weekend was The Good vs. Evil party at Chad and Shelly's in AR. Good times.
Tons of people showed up for the last MixTape. I bailed early. Too many people, too hot... etc.
This last weekend was Assimilation, which was crazy good.
Twas also the celebration for Shanna, Desiree & Margaret's birth days.
That Sunday a group of us went to see Fanboys... and if you have any Nerd in you... you have to go see it.
And that brings us up to speed.
This weekend it's back to AR to spin at Neo Victorian.
It's usually the 2nd Sat of every month... but it's being moved because the venue double booked or some such.
Moving regularly scheduled events is usually not good... so we'll see.
Tis my first time spinning at Neo but not my first time spinning for Bobby.
I hope he plans to have me out at more events.
May's Assimilation will mark the 1 year anniversary. It shall be a good night.
After that, a few of us are planning on going to Dallas and hit up The Church for Memorial Day.
Then I'll be in Network+ class for that week. Work is paying for me to get my Network+ certificate.
Is niiiice.
Thus ends my boring post.
I'll be more entertaining later.
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Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
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:LISTEN UP YOUNGN'S:
The weekend was chalked full of funs.
Friday I attended Cybernetik.
Saturday I got up and went to the Gun & Knife show with the Bro.
I r not a Gun & Knife show kind of person... but I was curious to see one.
I mainly went to hang with the bro and scope out all the WWII (mainly German) paraphernalia.
There was 123,902,348,923,579 people. I figured I'd see something like State Fair numbers.
But it seemed like it was twice the number of people that go to the fair... and they were all in one building.
I did see some interesting things, but way to much of the same uninteresting thing over and over.
That night was 80's Prom and I boogied almost all night. Saw some faces I haven't seen in awhile.
Jamison got gypped out of proper DJ cred when some guy (not Robbo) was giving DJ's their do.
The guy even went over the same DJ's a couple of times and still failed to mention Jamison.
I also wasn't fond of Moody's spin'n. Good mixer... but he was only playing tiny 10 ~ 30 second clips of songs.
Yeah yeah... it's 80's Prom and there's tons of music that can be played.
But the songs were going by too fast for me (and others I hear) to enjoy 'em.
Got home and it was officially my b-day so me and my girlfriend (pictured below) opened my presents.
From mom... the stack of clothes on the left... I'll probably not wear. :(
(But at least she'll have something she can sell in the next garage sale, during her next visit.)
The Pajama bottoms on the right... I prolly will. :)
A Santa Mr. Potato Head (oops), some cologne, small CD case, and a pen and pencil set.
Plus the $100 smackers that helped me out on my Dallas trip.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) annabelevil wins the good gift award buy hooking me up with some Cyber Goggles.
I also got a few band shirts and a VF shirt. A And One lanyard, syringe pen & other assorted VF bits.
THANKS ANNABELZ!!! *MUWAAAHHHH*
Sunday I got up... packed my shit and headed to Dallas. I originally had planned to grab a few peeps to go down.
There wasn't a ton of initial interest, and toward my b-day I decided I'd fly solo.
I do best on my lonesome, cause I like to show up early and stay late... and others usually hate that.
Wasn't a super busy night at The Church... but I still danced a ton and hung out with Joe in the DJ Boothz.
Legs were all noodle-ly from being used up at 80's prom... but I still managed.
I didn't get home until 9:30ish Monday night. I asked my boss if I could take Tuesday off as well.
Needed a lil more recoup time from the busy weekend, plus I was in dire need of laundry and groceries and had movie plans for that night.
So yup... another year older.
Had a super swell weekend full of yayness.
w00t
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:NO BALLS:
In from 80's prom.
Danced my balls off.
They are gone. I has them no more.
Tis my Birthday. Send porn, k thx.
Tonight I'm finding my balls, popping 'em back on and then going to Dallas to dance 'em off again at The Church.
W00T
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:THAT'S DUTCH FOR MY PENIS IS A PENIS OF FIRE:
The Birthday Weekend has arrived.
The official B-Day day is Sunday the 5th.
I will be... lets see... 1, 2, 4... carry the one....... ancient years old.
Friday... I'm off to Cybernetik's Grrrand Opening.
Saturday... Gun and Knife show with Bro and then 80's Prom.
Sunday... Off to Dallas to get my dance on at The Church.
I was naked when I took the pic.
You may be able to catch the reflection of my junk in the DVD cases if you look close enough.
The pic shows my haul thus far... though I sorta cheated.
I have yet to open my Christmas presents from my mother.
I guess I should open them... and I suppose my birthday is a good enough reason to do so.
So, from the mom I have my X-mas gifts and a b-day card with a check in it worth $100 clams.
annabelevil has sent me a box just cause she luffs me.
I'm putting it toward my birthday haul and not opening it until after I get home from 80's Prom.
My gift to me comes in the form of Gum, Repo! The Genetic Opera & Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Plus I've taken Monday off... and doing the whole Dallas/The Church dance my balls off thing Sunday.
Should be good times.
Still plenty of time for you others to burn off some porn and give it to me at 80's pr0n.
er.. I mean prom.
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:WHEW:
K, so yar. Assimilation went swell.
The Snow did stop some people from coming out, but a goodly amount showed up to make it an enjoyable night.
Tanks go to the peeps that did make it out.
and "I understand"s go out to those who didn't.
OKC and AR people said they had no problems getting 'ere.
Twas a tiny bit slippery here and there in the wee hours of the morn.... but everything was all melty as soon as the sun came up.
For as we speak, as you read this, the sun and it's shiny shiny rays are eliminating the Albino Brain Chiggers by the billions.
Went to the after party for a bit and... yeah. Is niiiiice.
Then went to Village Inn with Ash and Shanna where we saw this cute little guy on a trashcan.
Then we noticed his cute little snowman penis.
Which... honestly... if I had made the snowman... I probably would have included genitalia as well.
But I would have tacked on a huge pair of snowballs.
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Saturday, March 28th, 2009
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:RADIO COMMUNIQUE 34.5:
The... onslaught... ::STATIC:: quite quickly now.
I don't know how ::STATIC:: longer we'll ::STATIC:: able to hold out.
Dish TV is ::STATIC:: useless. It's harder ::STATIC:: get information from the outside world.
If Mother Nature so ::STATIC:: as sneezes... that shit goes ::STATIC:: off the air.
Back up generators are at ::STATIC:: capacity.
Asking my fellow survivors to ::STATIC:: energy and only use what ::STATIC:: absolutely need.
Boy... could I really ::STATIC:: for some taquitos right ::STATIC:: now.
I know Delta Squad just ::STATIC:: back ::STATIC:: a scouting mission...
but I think ::STATIC:: have to send them ::STATIC:: again on a hunt & gather.
They won't ::STATIC:: happy... ::STATIC::::STATIC::::STATIC::::STATIC::::STATIC::::STATIC::
 
+++ Report_Update +++
+++ Arctic_Station_#14_Code_Name: BRRRRRR +++
+++ Begin_Report +++
Delta Squad has ::STATIC:: from the taquito run. They failed.
They lost 2 members and ::STATIC:: even ::STATIC:: any taquitos.
They on::STATIC::aged to get some Long ::STATIC:: Silvers.
They also failed in acquiring hush ::STATIC:: instead of the coleslaw.
Those failures. I'll have to bring ::STATIC:: squad leader ::STATIC:: on disciplinary charges.
The Ablino Brain Chigger attack ::STATIC:: unabated.
The world I ::STATIC:: knew is nearly gone.
Was it ::STATIC:: it?
Was it all worth it?
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:HELMET TIME:
The Albino Brain Chiggers are attacking in full force.
Those in the Tulsa area should take shelter now.
See you guys on the other side.
Why couldn't this shiznit hit tomorrow... after Assimilation?
Snow drifts across the western third of the state may exceed 1 to 2 feet with north winds at 20 to 30 mph. Near blizzard like conditions will be possible soon across the northwestern third of the state roughly north of I-40 and west of Highway 81. Travel will be discouraged across this portion of the state.
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:HMMM:
If Women get Manicures...
Did I just get a Womanicures?
hrrmmmm...
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Thursday, March 26th, 2009
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:ASSIMILATION - DIS SATURDAY:
<----- RP servers and Dancing that way...
Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz etc...
Soooooooooooo yar.
My Boogies.
Let me show them to you.
And my balls.
00 <--
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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
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:YAY-SQUEE-WOO:
Got the car back yesterday. Alternator. They also fixed my suspension guides or what ever the hell they were.
I asked how much it was, but they said they'd figure it out when my Dad got back from Tennessee.
Asked how much the tow bill was and got the same answer.
Last Assimilation was awesomeness. Seems like there's a good solid base of people showing up.
Prior... it wasn't really a good night vs bad night... I think they were all good nights.
Just on some events people would go to Caz's and not come back. Damn dirty lushes.
I still think it's a good idea to have it all ages, but I'm not a drinker...
So I really don't know how that affects people's view of the night or how much they enjoy it.
annabelevil came in a couple of weeks ago to DJ Neo Victorian, a monthly event in Fayetteville AR.
Twas much fun. I got some serious dance on, and plan to continue to attend those events.
About 12 to 14 or so Tulsa peeps made it down for the event. 10 of us, Bobby, Ford and
Annabel met up for lunchie munchies the next day. Twas very nice.
That Sunday was lazy hang out at Shanna's before Annabel had to fly back to NY.
The eating of cupcakes was involved.
This last weekend I went back to AR to DJ the Voltaire show. I still get nervous before any show.
Doubly so before any out of town show. I was stressing to the point of people asking me if I was okay. lul.
But I went on and things went very well and there was much boogie-oogies.
Dave and Bobby both came up to imitate my earlier nervousness and cry waaahhh no one's gonna dancccceeee.
Voltaire was Voltaire and did a fine job. I find him very amusing.
Good times.
The car blew up on the way home. Not so cool.
But twas easily fixed, and I was without transportation for only a day. (They had it fixed by 5 on Monday)
I rarely have car problems for very long thanks to an awesome father who happens to be a mechanic/wrecker driver.
This weekend is March's Assimilation.
The weekend after is 80's Prom and my birthday and I plan on going to Dallas and getting my groove on at The Church.
The weekend after that is Neo again in AR.
I may go back the next weekend for Shelly & Chad's party, tho I may be forced to take a break.
And then Assimilationz the next weekend.
Busy busy.
This was going to be a post about how I'm doing (great) but turned into a post about what I've been doing.
The post should have included a or more than a Red Head, but does not.
So all is good... except for that bit.
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Test Balls balls balls
I r naked in bed wiff mah phonez. This ends mah test. Posted via LiveJournal.app.
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| Subject: | :DJmobile explodes... film at Elevenoneone: |
| Time: | 7:34 pm. |
| Mood: |  calm. | | Music: | Muse - Kights of Cydonia. |
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:VOLTaireRON:
Had a fantabulous time in AR spinning the Voltaire show.
I really am enjoying going out more and not being the hermit I've been the past so and so.
The car on the other hand isn't ready for all of the out'n and about'n I've been putting it through.
I recently just got new tires, flushed the radiator and changed the oil.
When I did all that, they told me that my battery was on it's last leg.
I bought a new one just before going to AR, but it looks like my alternator is having fun being a bitch and has decided to stop... uh... alternating. Orrrrr my connections are bad, or gremlins, or stuff and junk and other mechanical dealings I have little knowledge of.
I headed back home after AR and zee car decided it didn't want to play nice any more around 2/3rds of the way home. I pulled over and took a hour nap until day break so I could attempt the rest of the way without the extra drain of headlights.
I then slapped my battery cables around a bit, and my alternator for good measure and took off. The lights on my radio clock slowly got dimmer and dimmer, until the engine started sputtering and I pulled off the highway yet again.
Just 5 miles just shy of my exit (129th).
Called the wrecker service my dad works for and had them haul it off to the shop. The gent was kind enough to drop me off at my house, because my dad had done the same for him a few times for some of his family members. (Dad's in Tennessee till April)
So I made it home around 9am. Completely exhausted and a smidge annoyed about the car. But I was glad it broke down on the way back from the event and not on the way too. There was a rumor that I was going to bail on the show... and the car breaking down on the way to the show would have added to that.
I'll call the shop tomorrow and see what they say. Plus on the way to Arkansas I stopped at a McDee's to make the wee-wees. On the way back to the car I noticed something hanging near my rear right tire. I got under and looked at it and some arm/brace metal pole dealy wasn't connected to where it should be. It was the same on the left tire as well.
w00t.
Time to beat off. brb.
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:BIRFDAY TIME:
Yo yo
April 5th is my birfday.
A group of us is going to head down to The Church in Dallas and get our collective grooves on.
This is a heads up if anyone would like to make plans to join us.
(Ask for that monday off, caravan arrangements, drugs/booze needed, etc)
I will prolly make an 'official' announcement later and get a head count or something.
This is just so some people can kick the idea around in their brain places.
.....also cocks.
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:NO REALLY:
Do you ever walk through your place naked?
I do.
Do you ever walk through your place naked and out of the blue smack your own ass?
I do.
Do you ever walk through your place naked and out of the blue smack your own ass to the beginning of that Car Wash disco song?
I do.
At the car wash
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
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confused.
annoyed.
exhausted.
excited.
cold.
busy.
silly.